plasticprince:

soooooo true :)<3

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cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

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koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

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onehundredandfivenorthtower:

I have been enlightened

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

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jollymarionette:

people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself

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